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A Fuck-Up

Guy walks into a bank and walks up to the teller and say’s “Give me all your money, this is a fuck-up”

The teller says, “Don’t you mean a hold-up?”

"No, it’s a fuck-up… I forgot my gun and mask at home…"

reichsmarschall:

Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war. Otto von Bismarck

reichsmarschall:

Anyone who has ever looked into the glazed eyes of a soldier dying on the battlefield will think hard before starting a war.
Otto von Bismarck

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